Why are you here? What do you want???

Oh sorry...I thought you were someone else.

Anyway, since you're you - Welcome to Harnk!
Now, just look into my eyes and repeat after me:
"I love Harnky the Clown. I love Harnky the Clown..."
and then:




Because our motto is:
"we have stuff that we want to sell!"


Department of Homeland Paranoia Equal Time for Voodoo!
Your papers, please! Demand equal time
or be hexed!
Kittys are so cute! Apathy Rocks!

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