Free Tattoos

Get a Harnk tattoo and be cool!

To download your FREE Tattoo art, click here. Print the file "harnk-tattoo.pdf" and take it to your favorite tattoo artist.

We recommend the smaller 4 inch size for tattooing onto foreheads and the larger 7.5 inch size for the chest or back. But please feel free to be creative in the placement and coloring of your Harnk Tattoo!

Make sure to include the line: www.harnk.com so you'll be an effective walking advertisement for our site.

Disclaimer:
Harnk recommends that any tattoo application be done by a professional and is not responsible for any adverse health effects including but not limited to: allergic reactions to tattoo ink, skin infections, chronic skin ailments (including psoriasis and dermatitis), tumors (benign or malignant), tetanus, HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis B and C, Syphilis or Death. Any and all local laws regarding tattooing in your area apply to professional tattoo artists. By downloading "harnk-tattoo.pdf" you agree to these terms. This offer is intended as a blatant and satirical self-promotion and Harnk does not in anyway endorse the tattooing of anyone under the age of 18 (or whatever the legal age is in your area). In fact we're a little frightened by the idea of seeing all these tattoos as their bearers age and the tattoos sag and stretch (yikes). So think twice or maybe three times before you subject yourself to being tattooed and don't try and text and/or use your cellphone when driving. Look both ways before crossing the street, just say "no" to drugs and fatty foods, stay away from bad people like commies and neo-nazis, take a long hard look at yourself, get involved with your community, chew your food thoroughly, report any suspicious behavior, save some money for a rainy day, try turning off your TV and going outside for a little exercise once in awhile, don't believe everything you read, remember that money isn't everything, stand up for what you believe (unless it's something really stupid), if you tell a lot of jokes and nobody ever laughs - just give it up, check your fly before leaving your home, lay off the anti-depressants, get a good night's sleep, but most of all - just be yourself.