| "We've always been attracted to bad boys, just never this bad before." |
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"Farm work and pig rasslin' was never enough for little Harnky, his eyes was always on the big time. Looks like he finally done made it."
- Col. Ed T. Ed, Harnky's dad |
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"I lived in trailers all my life.
Then I married Harnky and we
moved into a much nicer trailer."
- Loretta Malodor, Harnky's 1st ex-wife |
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"I'm decidedly fond of Harnky's incisive social commentary and biting political satire that is periodically evocative of Twain's later work." |
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"Some motherf*%#er stole
my Harnk shirt!!!" |
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